Beyblade Addiction

This test lets you find out just how strong your Beyblade addiction is. Answer "yes" or "no" to each question.

1. Do you love Beyblade?

2. Do you, upon finding that Beyblade is being taken off air, burst into tears and sulk for the rest of the day?

3. Do you spend all your Internet time surfing Beyblade sites?

4. Would you organise a Beyblade convention at your school / sports club / local Scout hall etc. if you thought you could get away with it?

5. When you have to do Public Speaking, do you talk about Beyblade?

6. Do you tape every episode and staunchly refuse to tape over it?

7. Do you spend all your free time engaged in Beyblade-related activities?

8. Do you have a Beyblade website?

9. Do you find yourself itching to novelize the Beyblade TV series?

10. Do you buy everything Beyblade you see / are allowed to buy / can afford?

11. Do you memorise Beyblade episodes and spend half your time quoting from them?

12. Did you learn Japanese just so you could watch all the episodes and movies in the original versions?

13. Do you walk around spouting Beyblade songs? (Generation Beyblade is a good one...)

14. Do you write Beyblade fanfics in your spare time?

15. Do you spend class drawing Beyblade fanart?

16. If you're caught doing something wrong, do you say "My Cyber Bitbeast was controlling me"?

17. Do you think the world would be a better place if everyone had a bitbeast?

18. Do you slug people who criticize Beyblade?

19. Do you gush about the cuteness of, say, Cyber Draciel?

20. Is Dr. B your mentor?

21. Do you want to marry Kai / Ray *kawaii!* / Max / Tyson / Hilary / Mr. Dickenson / [insert Beyblade character's name here]?

22. Do you frequent Beyblade forums?

23. Would you embark on a fan-made Beyblade season?

24. Do you draw Beyblade fan mangas?

25. Are your bedroom walls covered with Beyblade pictures?

26. Is your ideal holiday destination the island that the Bladebreakers were trapped on in V-Force?

27. Do you pretend your Blade has a real bitbeast inside it?

28. Does your TV-viewing schedule consist almost exclusively of Beyblade?

29. Do you get mad when someone describes Beyblade as a cartoon instead of an Anime?

30. Do you get upset when a bitbeast gets captured by the enemy?

31. Do you decide you want to be Wyatt when you grow up and start laughing maniacally?

32. Do you keep thinking your brother or sister is Tyson, Max, Hilary or another Beyblade character?

33. Do your essays for English class run off on a Beyblade-related tangent?

34. Do you sneak up behind your grandfather with a big stick just to see whether he's on guard?

35. Do you ask your grandfather to sneak up behind you with a big stick just to see whether you're alert?

36. When you have a "dress-up day" or costume contest, do you go as a bitbeast?

37. Would you go to an Anime convention just to see if they had any Beyblade stuff?

38. When you meet someone, is the first question you ask "Do you like Beyblade?"?

39. Do you call your friend who eats all the time Tyson, or the geek Kenny?

40. Do you press the drama teachers at school to do Beyblade for their next play, and offer to write the script yourself?

41. Did you actually read down to here on this page?

42. Do you give all your friends Beyblade character nicknames?

43. Did you know everything about new, top-of-the-range Beyblades before they were released in your country?

44. When your English teacher yells at you because you kept quoting Beyblade, do you reply with another quote?

45. Do you paint your pet lizard blue and name it Dragoon?

46. Do you yabber on about Beyblade so much that your friends hit you when you mention the word "Beyblade"?

47. When someone says something you don't agree with, do you launch your Beyblade at them and yell "Driger! Finish him!"? (Or her, as the case may be.)

48. If you don't have a Blade, do you use a Tazo Top from chip packets?

49. Do your parents tell you to shut up every time they hear "Bey"-something?

50. Is your life motto "Together with Bitbeasts" or some other Beyblade-related phrase?